A Very British Guide to Borrowing.
July 5, 2021Can I borrow your phone? You’ll get it back. Can I just borrow your husband for a second? You’ll get him back. Can I borrow a pen? You might get it back. Can I borrow your lighter? You’ll never get it back. Can I borrow your phone charger? You’ll get a charger back. Can I borrow a fiver? Anything under a tenner is a gift, you can’t ask for it back. Can I borrow a tenner? You’ll get it back, one day. Can I borrow 20 quid? If you don’t get it back it will drive a wedge between you. Can I borrow…
Cat Food part 2
The second she arrived home, and put her key in the lock she remembered the message. As she walked through the door empty-handed, the cat looked at her with utter contempt. Call yourself an animal lover! She…
Robbing Peter
The mother attempts to solve her money problems and pays a visit to her bank manager, "Have you thought about getting a proper job," he suggests
New Year, New You
The mother first spotted the advert in the South London Press. It was after the section on stabbings and shootings but before the sport.
Every mother’s worst nightmare.
Hi folks, sorry there has been such a long gap since my last post. This blog post is now well overdue, however when you read this story, you’ll realise its lateness is actually quite fitting. Well, it’s almost the end of January, and Christmas is well and truly…
Parenting Blues by W.H Vardy!
Stop all the clocks, Put down your mobile phone Prevent the dog from barking on a juicy bone, Silence the dishwasher and with muffled drum In walks my child, And the moaning comes Let aero planes high above us, flee abroad …
I’m Dreaming of a Shite Chritmas
The Mother must have been about 19 when you had celebrated her what was to be her last at home, Oh but what a memorable Christmas it was. If she could remember rightly she had spent the…
Leyton – Part 3
The children were gripped following the twists and turns of the debate between her and Leyton. Abdul piped up “Yeah, I’ve seen a dinosaur too Miss.” While Ava shouted out excitingly “Miss, Miss, are you going to…
