Another Planet
August 5, 2021It wasn’t the first time the mother had parted with a large amount of cash, just to get a bit of rest bite from her kids. No, it was about the 63rd time. But that’s how it was sometimes. Somedays you just don’t feel like you can step up to the plate and be a top-notch parent. This was one of those days. The day had started early, although the mother hadn’t. It was almost ten o’clock when she finally dragged herself out of bed and even then, her eyes were barely open. She was all for seizing the day,…
A Very British Guide to Borrowing.
Can I borrow your phone? You’ll get it back. Can I just borrow your husband for a second? You’ll get him back. Can I borrow a pen? You might get it back. Can I borrow your lighter? You’ll…
Cat Food part 2
The second she arrived home, and put her key in the lock she remembered the message. As she walked through the door empty-handed, the cat looked at her with utter contempt. Call yourself an animal lover! She…
Robbing Peter
The mother attempts to solve her money problems and pays a visit to her bank manager, "Have you thought about getting a proper job," he suggests
New Year, New You
The mother first spotted the advert in the South London Press. It was after the section on stabbings and shootings but before the sport.
Every mother’s worst nightmare.
Hi folks, sorry there has been such a long gap since my last post. This blog post is now well overdue, however when you read this story, you’ll realise its lateness is actually quite fitting. Well, it’s almost the end of January, and Christmas is well and truly…
Parenting Blues by W.H Vardy!
Stop all the clocks, Put down your mobile phone Prevent the dog from barking on a juicy bone, Silence the dishwasher and with muffled drum In walks my child, And the moaning comes Let aero planes high above us, flee abroad …
I’m Dreaming of a Shite Chritmas
The Mother must have been about 19 when you had celebrated her what was to be her last at home, Oh but what a memorable Christmas it was. If she could remember rightly she had spent the…
