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    If Parents Wrote Pop Songs

    “Last Christmas I gave you my heart,” This year you’re getting pants and socks. To read the whole post go to Frazzled on Medium. https://medium.com/frazzled/if-parents-wrote-pop-songs-3e00ce9e9777\ And there’s more If you’re local go and buy yourself a copy of the Southwark News this week so you can read my rant on their letters page. Come on quickly, you’ve only got a few days.

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    Another Planet

    It wasn’t the first time the mother had parted with a large amount of cash, just to get a bit of rest bite from her kids. No, it was about the 63rd time. But that’s how it…

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    A Very British Guide to Borrowing.

    Can I borrow your phone? You’ll get it back.  Can I just borrow your husband for a second?  You’ll get him back.  Can I borrow a pen?  You might get it back.  Can I borrow your lighter?  You’ll…

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    Cat Food part 2

    The second she arrived home, and put her key in the lock she remembered the message.  As she walked through the door empty-handed, the cat looked at her with utter contempt. Call yourself an animal lover! She…

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    Cat food

    Before I begin this story, I first need to tell you something about a charming little place I know called Plumstead. The reason for this will soon become apparent. So briefly, Plumstead is on the very outskirts…

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    New Year, New You

    The mother first spotted the advert in the South London Press. It was after the section on stabbings and shootings but before the sport.

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    Bedtime

    It is 8.05 pm, and the mother is attempting to get her daughter to bed. Bedtime can be a bit of a challenge for some parents and their unruly offspring. But remember, this is the mother’s second…

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    Every mother’s worst nightmare.

    Hi folks, sorry there has been such a long gap since my last post.  This blog post is now well overdue, however when you read this story, you’ll realise its lateness is actually quite fitting.   Well, it’s almost the end of January, and Christmas is well and truly…

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    Exhibit A

    Peckham Massive 1 Council Flat South East London SE15 6PZ Dear London Borough of Filth How are you? Before I begin this letter I feel I need to share with you some important information about myself. I…