If Parents Wrote Pop Songs
September 17, 2021“Last Christmas I gave you my heart,” This year you’re getting pants and socks. To read the whole post go to Frazzled on Medium. https://medium.com/frazzled/if-parents-wrote-pop-songs-3e00ce9e9777\ And there’s more If you’re local go and buy yourself a copy of the Southwark News this week so you can read my rant on their letters page. Come on quickly, you’ve only got a few days.
I’ve discovered the secret to a harmonious family breakfast, and you can too!
Check this story out at The Haven on Medium, you’ll be glad you did! https://medium.com/the-haven/ive-discovered-the-secret-to-a-harmonious-family-breakfast-and-you-can-too-99618b1e6ce
Another Planet
It wasn’t the first time the mother had parted with a large amount of cash, just to get a bit of rest bite from her kids. No, it was about the 63rd time. But that’s how it…
A Very British Guide to Borrowing.
Can I borrow your phone? You’ll get it back. Can I just borrow your husband for a second? You’ll get him back. Can I borrow a pen? You might get it back. Can I borrow your lighter? You’ll…
Cat Food part 2
The second she arrived home, and put her key in the lock she remembered the message. As she walked through the door empty-handed, the cat looked at her with utter contempt. Call yourself an animal lover! She…
Robbing Peter
The mother attempts to solve her money problems and pays a visit to her bank manager, "Have you thought about getting a proper job," he suggests
New Year, New You
The mother first spotted the advert in the South London Press. It was after the section on stabbings and shootings but before the sport.
Every mother’s worst nightmare.
Hi folks, sorry there has been such a long gap since my last post. This blog post is now well overdue, however when you read this story, you’ll realise its lateness is actually quite fitting. Well, it’s almost the end of January, and Christmas is well and truly…
