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    Smoking on buses.

    By Suzi / June 30, 2020

    There are a number of different words that would be suitable for describing the Mother. Belligerent, argumentative, dyslexic, impatient. And gossipy, if that is a word. The Mother did not have a problem with any of these words being used…

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    San Miguel – continued

    By Suzi / June 26, 2020

    At last, the mother had a few valuable seconds to look for the teachers notes. However, the lesson plans, a lot like the mothers knowledge of Ancient China, turned out not to exist. Great, Google it is then, thank…

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    San Miguel

    By Suzi / June 25, 2020

    The Mother had had many jobs in her life, bingo caller, housing officer, personal shopper, sandwich maker.  She’d even worked as a kennel maid briefly. If she was being honest with herself, she hadn’t been particularly good…

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    You can’t just have one – continued

    By Suzi / June 20, 2020

    Eventually, of course, the Mother made the fatal mistake and asked, “Why, why, why can’t you just have one?” Of course, she’d wish she’d never asked.    “Only children grow up lonely. They become selfish, rude and arrogant.…

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    You can just have one

    By Suzi / June 19, 2020

    Several years have passed, and the mother is finally on an even keel again. She has lost her baby weight, is working full-time, has some savings and even goes to the pub and drinks beer sometimes. Sorry,…

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    In the beginning…..

    By Suzi / June 13, 2020

    In the beginning It is Saturday night, and a young woman, well youngish woman is celebrating her birthday. It is very much a traditional English celebration in that she is in it overcrowded, smoky pub with her mates.…

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    3 Becoming a mother

    By Suzi / June 8, 2020

    How women become mothers – Aside from the obvious.    Just as mothers differ in many ways, so can their journey to motherhood. Some women have a plan, and this plan involves marriage, getting a mortgage and a…

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    Mothers Part 2

    By Suzi / June 7, 2020

    Mothers can be very different. They come in all colours and all shapes and sizes, so where do I even start? Let’s begin with breasts, shall we? That seems as good a place as any.  After all,…

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    Mothers

    By Suzi / June 5, 2020

    Marching Onwards – The Diary of a Peckham Mother   Becoming a mother is a strange experience, it’s a bit like losing your virginity, but more expensive and there’s flowers. It seems one day you are one thing,…

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