An overworked teacher’s guide to paediatric first aid.
By St Josephine’s Ambulance Miss, My leg hurts Give it a rub and I’ll get an ice pack Sir, My arm hurts Give it a rub and I’ll get an ice pack My back hurts Do you…
On the Eighth Day of Christmas
A parody of Beyonce's classic eight th day of Christmas
“I’m not homophobic but….”
The trouble with being a supply teacher is that you are always the newbie. Each time you get another assignment, you have to start at the beginning again. Now I have to be honest with you, starting…
If Parents Wrote Pop Songs
“Last Christmas I gave you my heart,” This year you’re getting pants and socks. To read the rest of If Parents Wrote Pop songs go to Frazzled on Medium. https://medium.com/frazzled/if-parents-wrote-pop-songs-3e00ce9e9777\ And there’s more If you’re local go…
I’ve discovered the secret to a harmonious family breakfast, and you can too!
Check this story out at The Haven on Medium, you’ll be glad you did! https://medium.com/the-haven/ive-discovered-the-secret-to-a-harmonious-family-breakfast-and-you-can-too-99618b1e6ce
Planet Pub
It wasn’t the first time the mother had parted with a large amount of cash, just to get a bit of rest bite from the kids. No, it was about the 63rd time. But that’s how it…
A Very British Guide to Borrowing.
Can I borrow your phone? You’ll get it back. Can I just borrow your husband for a second? You’ll get him back. Can I borrow a pen? You might get it back. Can I borrow your lighter? You’ll…
A quick drink
gone wrong – part 2 The second she arrived home, and put her key in the lock she remembered the message. As she walked through the door empty-handed, the cat looked at her with utter contempt. Call…
A quick drink.
gone wrong Before I begin this story, I first need to tell you something about a charming little place I know called Plumstead. The reason for this will soon become apparent. So briefly, Plumstead is on the…