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    Robbing Peter

    Ding! The mother has just received a text. Getting a text message can be a joyous occasion. Friends send you texts when they want to go to the pub, but don’t want to go on their own.…

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    New Year, New You

    The mother first spotted the advert in the South London Press. It was after the section on stabbings and shootings but before the sport.

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    Bedtime

    It is 8.05 pm, and the mother is attempting to get her daughter to bed. Bedtime can be a bit of a challenge for some parents and their unruly offspring. But remember, this is the mother’s second…

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    Every mother’s worst nightmare.

    Hi folks, sorry there has been such a long gap since my last post.  This blog post is now well overdue, however when you read this story, you’ll realise its lateness is actually quite fitting.  Well, it’s almost the end of January, and Christmas is well and truly…

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    Exhibit A

    Peckham Massive 1 Council Flat South East London SE15 6PZ Dear London Borough of Filth How are you? Before I begin this letter I feel I need to share with you some important information about myself. I…

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    Parenting Blues by W.H Vardy!

    Stop all the clocks,   Put down your mobile phone Prevent the dog from barking on a juicy bone,  Silence the dishwasher   and with muffled drum  In walks my child,   And the moaning comes   Let aero planes high above us, flee abroad …

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    I’m Dreaming of a Shite Chritmas

    The Mother must have been about 19 when you had celebrated her what was to be her last at home, Oh but what a memorable Christmas it was. If she could remember rightly she had spent the…

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    Leyton – Part 3

    The children were gripped following the twists and turns of the debate between her and Leyton. Abdul piped up “Yeah, I’ve seen a dinosaur too Miss.”  While Ava shouted out excitingly “Miss, Miss, are you going to…

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    Leyton – part 2

    To be fair, it wasn’t the whole class or even half the class. In fact, in reality, it was just one boy, one boy who went by the name of Leyton Baxter. If there ever was a…

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    Leyton

    But first, a short introduction to temping. When a teaching agency calls with work, they usually tell you the bare minimum about a position.  Just like with the CIA, information is shared on a need-to-know basis, but…